Funny Relationship Quotes
I found a great collection of love quotes when web surfing recently and I was quite pleased. They have literally thousands of witty, humorous and really funny love quotes on all aspects of love and relationships. And the quotes are from a many sources including famous authors, poets, books, movies, and songs. Quotes are hand picked and you will find yourself passionately agreeing or disagreeing with many .
Follows are some interesting selections that I really liked:
FRIEND: A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing. (THE DICTIONARY OF DATING)
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy (BOB HOPE )
Judy: Let me tell you something, kid. Love means never having to say you’re sorry. Howard: That is the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard in my life. (From the movie WHAT’S UP DOC?)
Is sex dirty? Only if it’s done right. (WOODY ALLEN )
Sow your wild oats on Saturday night Then on Sunday pray for crop failure (MURPHY’S LAWS FOR SEX)
If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon. (MURPHY’S LAWS FOR SEX)
By the time you swear you’re his, Shivering and sighing, And he vows his passion is infinite, undying- Lady, make a note of this: One of you is lying. (DOROTHY PARKER )
I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts… I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts… ‘I wanna know your name…’ (UNKNOWN AUTHOR)
There’s very little advice in men’s magazines, because men don’t think there’s a lot they don’t know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, ‘I know what I’m doing, just show me somebody naked.’ (JERRY SEINFELD )
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe! (JACKIE MASON )
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle (GLORIA STEINAM )
Every time I date a man I think: Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with? (RITA RUDNER )
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman! (MARGARET THATCHER )
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